For a brief moment in my life I forgot about how much this outraged me, but now I’m boiling hot about the issue again. It’s like how the number of hot dogs in a package never match the number of buns in a bag! They want you to buy another package of hot dogs. And then another package of buns. And then another package of hot dogs. It never ends.

Don’t even get me started on how there’s not enough spaghetti sauce in a jar for a box of pasta. And anybody who would argue otherwise that likes bone dry spaghetti clearly has no soul.